I butt dial my wife all the time. Need to be careful what I say.
ya really do, your butt could accidentally help your wife spy on you. ASSPIONAGE!
Hahaha! He’s gonna be in such trouble when he gets home. Especially if he says he’s tried and light-headed. 🙂 I used to have a bad habit of butt-calling people. Now with my new phone, I can’t call anyone even when I try. 🙂
“whattya mean you’re too tired? that’s supposed to be MY excuse!!” he’s dead meat for sure!
Well, at least he didn’t butt dial her from his doctor’s office. “Bend over and you’ll feel a stiff prick.”
HA or while being pulled over for drink driving “please blow in to this sir”
Lets hope the marriage lasts.
as long as he doesn’t butt dial her while donating….other fluids.
Butt dialing is an offense punishable by a slight maiming.
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